Everyone has a crutch, but the most refined are winos. I mean, wine is an elegant, sophisticated way to drink grape juice. We all have that one friend who can’t be seen without a bottle or a glass of wine in their hand. Wine is healthy and filled with vitamins, and healthy antioxidants, so who wouldn’t drink it right? Well, if you aren’t sure if you are a wino or not, here are 15 signs that you just may be.
15. Your exercise involves a bottle of wine
You know you’re a wino if you can balance a bottle of wine without spilling. It is a talent only the most experienced winos can perform.
14. You understand the pain of the tragic spill
You know you’re a wino if your heart breaks more for a drop of spilt wine then it does for a break up.
13. This is your idea of perfect home decor
You know you’re a wino if your dream kitchen has a wine dispensary in it, so you won’t ever have to worry about wasting time getting past the cork.
12. You constantly have to question what goes well with wine?
You know you’re a wino if you pair your wine with more wine. I mean, they obviously go well together.
11. Your favorite way to de-stress is with a glass of wine
You know you’re a wino if your favorite way to de-stress is with a glass of wine after a long day, and you dance all the way to the counter after grabbing your bottle.
10. This is your #dreamoffice
You know you’re a wino if your dream the water cooler was filled with wine, I mean it would really make it a lot easier to work.
9. Sometimes you just need to crawl under your desk and take out your hidden stash of wine
8. This is your version of “one glass a day”
7. Because a bubble bath is nothing without it
6. The best game of lost and found
You know you’re a wino if your friends would only notice you were missing because there was wine left over.
5. Your recycling looks like an empty bottle graveyard
You know you’re a wino if your recycling bin looks more like an empty bottle graveyard or a wine recycling plant.
4. Waste not want not
You know you’re a wino if you can’t waste even a drop of wine, even if it isn’t your glass to begin with.
3. Survival instincts
2. To you, there is never enough
You know you’re a wino if, at some point in the night, you can’t hold a glass anymore but you become an engineer to fashion a way to get more wine anyway.
1. Your idea of craft time
You know you’re a wino if you have enough wine corks to make something out of them.
Whether it’s you or your best friend who is the wino of the group, there is always one thing to remember, one bottle is never enough for two people. Now if you will excuse me, my desk wine needs replenishing.